It’s been a month since I have joined millions of men, who discretely display affection for a woman everyday in public with a simple tribute to the neverendingness symbol. The ring on my left hand has become less heavy and I don’t really think about it too much through out the day. In the short month of being blistfully married, I have discovered a handful of things no one ever told me but wished someone had.
- Shinny Soft Metal ring does not mix with a scrub. Specially a foot scrub.
- Same soft metal isn’t really all that soft if someone grabs your hand and holds it tight even if she is less than 100 lbs.
- Your snorring will keep both you and your wife awake at night but suprisingly there is more pain felt by you than her.
- Parents are always hard to please but when you double the number of people to please, only thing you can do is just give up.
- You think you are anal retentive, try living with another anal retentive person. You pale in comparison now matter how “clean” you thought you were.
- Buying anything takes 4 time longer than before because of the above reason.
- Your social calendar is all of a sudden fully booked for the next three months.
I’m sure there is more.. I’ll post more later when I remember.
